Live broadcast // channel 04
Absolutely not
a dinosaur.
A capy in a borrowed dino suit who wandered onto the ledger.
Sticker Badges
SpeciesCapybara
DisguiseDinosaur pajamas (zipper visible)
ChainAccidentally onchain
Status (live)
Roar Attempted ↻
Outcome: polite squeak. The pill flips like an old pager and hums in CRT green.
How He Got Here
He followed a mysterious QR on a forest mushroom. Now everything is a ledger.
Things He Thinks Dinosaurs Do
The Big ROAR Button
Press it. Mushroom confetti erupts in neon green, the status updates, and the giant cutout does a one-bob shrug like he's embarrassed for himself.